What an atrocious waste of time tonight’s episode of Love Island was.
Absolutely fuck all happened.
Lucie spent her time crying and pouting, torn between needy sandwich Joe and self professed teddy Tommy. At least her anguish was more entertaining than hearing her ludicrous colloquialisms.
Amber has endeared herself to me by being so assertive and questioning Tommy Fury’s motives, as he disingenuously and unsuccessfully attempted to persuade her that she was not his second choice!
So, tomorrow a new arrival enters the villa. Molly-Mae who’s personal promotional video reveals she’s after a “bad boy”.
I checked the odds and saw Michael to go on a date w her is 8/1 – a fantastic price so I spent my last £2 in my account on it, as I’m sure she’ll find him attractive w his superabundance of tattoos.
And beautiful Yewande is not that into him, so its a smart choice if she wants to endear herself to the other islanders.