Erling Haaland has fascinated me ever since I learnt of a teenager scoring 9 goals in one game.
As Mourinho became Spurs manager and the news of Prince Andrew and the royals in crisis, Trump impeachment and the forthcoming elections dissipated and suddenly the most important question is, will he win anything with Tottenham?
Somebody recommended Royal Panda to me and it made me want to stop gambling.
Firstly, both the website and app are laboriously slow, adding more than one bet to a betslip is problematic. Like getting pandas to mate in captivity, putting on a bet is ridiculously difficult.
After last night’s dramatic recoupling, this evening’s episode focussed purely on the drama. Continue reading “Plus ça Change, amour île”
I read the Racing Post on Saturday, ahead of the Champions League final and there was a point about tonight’s game. All the pundits bar one advocated for England, but hopefully Holland can bring out some Cruyff magic and the game shall be more entertaining than the CL final.
What an atrocious waste of time tonight’s episode of Love Island was.
“It is only shallow people who do not judge by appearances. The true mystery of the world is the visible, not the invisible….” Oscar Wilde
I pledged this year I wouldn’t watch love island. Last year I watched it for the first time curiously, fervently downloading episodes on my phone to watch on the train journey to work and feverishly discussing the events w my bestie.
This year I had no excuse nor intention to watch it.
But when a mate invited me round and told me to come just before 9 it clicked. The new season of Love Island would begin tonight, and suddenly I felt excited. I bought the milk I promised him, then called an Uber to arrive on time.
With a massive spliff and cups of tea, we sat mesmerised, watching the beautiful people, surrounded by their mundane day jobs rip off their clothes, ready for a summer of randy exploits.
As somebody who enjoys betting, has an interest in the royal family, and has a lot of time on their hands currently, I have dedicated an extortionate amount of time considering, and placing bets on the name of the forthcoming royal baby.
Accumulators are the creme de la creme of football betting. Nobody wins an accumulator without bragging about it. Often even if one selection is wrong, they’ll brag.
It is an illustration of that supreme individual’s knowledge and prescience to win an acca. Through their insight and wise decision making they have profited.
I created a new account w ToteSport.
I was seduced by their bet £10 get £10 free offer. I found their website so ungodly hard to navigate that I just ended up backing Enable at Longchamp, the horse expected by all to win. Their price was slightly better than evens, (the price being offered everywhere else seemingly).