After last night’s dramatic recoupling, this evening’s episode focussed purely on the drama. Continue reading “Plus ça Change, amour île”
What an atrocious waste of time tonight’s episode of Love Island was.
“It is only shallow people who do not judge by appearances. The true mystery of the world is the visible, not the invisible….” Oscar Wilde
I pledged this year I wouldn’t watch love island. Last year I watched it for the first time curiously, fervently downloading episodes on my phone to watch on the train journey to work and feverishly discussing the events w my bestie.
This year I had no excuse nor intention to watch it.
But when a mate invited me round and told me to come just before 9 it clicked. The new season of Love Island would begin tonight, and suddenly I felt excited. I bought the milk I promised him, then called an Uber to arrive on time.
With a massive spliff and cups of tea, we sat mesmerised, watching the beautiful people, surrounded by their mundane day jobs rip off their clothes, ready for a summer of randy exploits.
I am so excited about the World Cup. I have completed my sticker book, bought the official England world cup kit from Lidl and now await the thrilling opening match between Russia & Saudi Arabia come the 14th.
Betway emailed me offering a fiver casino bonus, for no reason, apropos nothing.
I have resisted Kwiff despite their relentless advertising because they gave me a phone job interview, it went horribly.
I felt supremely confident of a Swansea win last night. So much so that I bet on it. But muggins decided to bet on the score line. Something I have only rarely do.
I was lured into creating a Dabblebet account by the £10 casino bonus and the £5 football bet bonus. I earned a bonus myself by doing a £10 in play bet on United to draw with Southampton which earned me £11 profit plus gave me another £5 free bet as part of some kind of seasonal promo.
How do you make the Carabao cup interesting? Betting on the underdogs of course.
Watford. I didn’t see the game, but I know they could not hold on long enough to help me win my bets.